"Though God is almighty, he doesn't send rain from a clear sky."
"When a man says yes, his chi [personal god] says yes also."
"God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed."
(West African Proverb)
"If you fear God, you won't fear humans."
"Trust in Allah, but tie your camel."
"God has spared the naked man from washing his clothes with soap."
"God gave the giraffe a long neck so that He would not have to bend the palm tree."
"Stand away from dwarfs, for it's God who hit them on the head."
"God is a busy worker but loves to be helped."
"If God were not forgiving, heaven would be empty."
"The prayer of the innocent has no wings."
"The simple believeth every word."
(Bible / Proverbs 14:15)
"God is big, but the forest is bigger."
"If you light one candle for God, then you must light two for the devil."
"God is not without sins: He created the world."
"God and fairies can be wrong as well."
"The farmer hopes for rain, the walker hopes for sunshine, and the gods hesitate."
"Faith and dishonesty are other words for uselessness."
"God does not love those who have not suffered."
"If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the skies."
"Most people like short prayers and long sausages."
"The believer is happy; the doubter is wise."
"Patience is the most beautiful prayer."
"Pray God, but carry on swimming towards the bank."
"If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides."
(Old Yiddish proverb)
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