"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."
(Lenny Bruce, American satirist / 1925-1966)
"I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose."
(Clarence Darrow / 1857-1938)
"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color."
"Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat."
(Sir Julian Huxley / 1887-1975)
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."
(Henry Louis Mencken / 1880-1956 / Minority Report / 1956)
"I'ma born-again atheist."
(Gore Vidal / born 1925)
"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
(Oscar Wilde / 1854-1900)
"God has spared the naked man from washing his clothes with soap."
"If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the skies."
"Most people like short prayers and long sausages."