A short guide to comparative religions
Confucius says: "Shit happens".
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
Seventh Day Adventism
Õz¤ trayãßñÞ Smith khul ¥oñcøß (
: No shit on Saturdays).
What is the sound of silent shit happening quietly?
There's nothing like a good shit happening.
This shit happened before, it is the same and different and absolutely perfect.
This shit, son of shit and shit, will give birth to shit, shit and shit.
If shit happens, it is the holy will of Allah the Unique, the Almighty, the Merciful - al Abdullillah !
Only happy shit really happens.
This shit is not bad for me.
Let the shit happen to someone else.
Shit happens because you are SINNERS.
Shit happens rama rama. Shit happens rama rama. Shit happens rama rama.
Why does this shit always happen to US and ONLY to US?
Shit happens half the time.
My shit is in your mind and your money is in my bank account.
No shit, no trouble.
What is shit anyway? And who am I to ask?
Let's smoke this shit.
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